Monday, August 31, 2009

Goodbye Ricky, we hardly knew ye


ESPN is reporting that Ricky Rubio will be playing in Spain for at least two more years, costing the Timberwolves their point guard of the future and David Kahn thousands of dollars on international flights to Spain.

It's not like none of us saw this coming. Rubio's face on Draft Night said it all. "Where is Minnesota? They did not teach me about this state in school. At least I get to play with Garnett." (Has something whispered to him) "Whaaaaaa?"

But you've got to hand it to David Kahn. In only two months on the job he's already surpassed Kevin McHale in overall ineptitude! He managed to turn Randy Foye, Mike Miller, and the 5th and 6th picks in the draft into Jonny Flynn!

And the most crushing blow of all to Minnesota fans: With only a half-second of playing time, Rubio will have spent more time on the court for Gillette than he will for the Timberwolves in the next two years.

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